inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]

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du4ne:

*waits until the last possible minute to charge phone*

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rpgmaker:

the phrase “anal canal” looks like it rhymes but it doesnt

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andrewpauldost:

last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did

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cyberdepressed:

if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper

(Source: madfawn)

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lanactrlaltdelrey:

Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:

1. “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen

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funkycops:

why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast

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foodtrucker:

*gets a panic attack whenever people get close to my laptop*

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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